“So let me get this straight, you kidnapped my daughter, cured her of her deadly illness, and now you’re finally calling for a ransom? Why!?” “Well your daughter was going to be useless to me dead.”
“So let me get this straight, you kidnapped my daughter, cured her of her deadly illness, and now you’re finally calling for a ransom? Why!?” “Well your daughter was going to be useless to me dead.”
“So let me get this straight, you kidnapped my daughter, cured her of her deadly illness, and now you’re finally calling for a ransom? Why!?” “Well your daughter was going to be useless to me dead.”
“Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college”
Because if you demonstrate to me that you’re willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don’t get into medical school.
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this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw
it’s patti lupone’s birthday have you listened to her breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards?
@bloodanna i’m stealing your tags bc it’s a good explanation of what’s going on!!!
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You are a wizard’s apprentice working on a detect life spell. You finish it up and when you cast it you see life on every surface of the laboratory except the surfaces where a bottle of alcohol spilled. You have doubly discovered hand sanitizer and cleanliness.
A king who doesn’t really want to and isn’t able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.
“You’re a vampire?! Why can I see you in the mirror then?!” “You idiot, mirrors haven’t been using silver since the 1950s!!”